I NEED TO SHIT.BADLY.And why can't i just pop into a toilet and let out my bowels and make the whole place stink?
BECAUSE THE TOILETS ARE
OCCUPIED.I ate lots of
FRUITS and
I DIDN'T SHIT YESTERDAY.We happen to have to
SHIT EVERYDAY.If you don't, you're
UNHEALTHY.and
CONSTIPATED.My sister's SHITTING RIGHT NOW IN THE TOILET AND SHE HAS BEEEN DOING THAT FOR THE PAST
30 MINUTES.My brother just flushed the other toilet's toilet bowl.
HOW ANNOYING.But I
DON'T SHIT THERE.i SHIT IN THE TOILET WHICH MY SISTER IS IN.
I think I neeed
DIAPERS.
But i
can't fit into baby ones.
I guess I'll wear
ADULT ONES.But they don't have cute little pictures.
I can't hold anymore.
If my sister doesn't come out in 5 minutes, i'm going to scream and kick the door.
Bye.
P.S cherish your time you have with the toilet bowl. That's what I learnt from Ah Sou. She learnt to cherish her computer and I've learnt to cherish the toilet bowl.
I realised that I haven't been posting for quite a while :D So I shall be nice and post. I think I shall tell you people more about how i spent my life in Taiwan=.= Although it was only 8 days.
First Day: We went to the airport and checked in and stuff. My daddy needed to bomb some country (meaning= SHIT) so we went through the gate first, where some people scan your stuff and you have to walk through a portal. So yeah after i got in, I was standing near the metal bar, and guess who i saw? RAINIE YANG. LOL. she was wearing these HUGE sunglasses that practically covered her entire face. But she wasn't that tall leh. I'm almost her height :D ok lah, =.= I shall be good and not lie. Well, i don't think she was as tall as ah sou. That's all i know. she was wearing: a grey sweater, Demin three quarter pants, sneakers and HUGE sunglasses.
Afterwards, my daddy came and he told us about her. He said she was flat and was criticising her. tsk. Anyway, because we came in a family, we got this yellow pass, meaning that we could board the plane first. When i was queueing to board the plane, I saw someone. My sister tapped on my shoulder and i saw MR. RICHARD. ARMSTRONG. And i didn't react very nicely. the moment i saw him, i JUMPED AND PUT MY HAND TO MY CHEST, SAYING "OH MY GOD" omg lah. I turned very quickly back and boarded the plane too. When i was sitting down, me and my sister were freaking out about him. And i saw him on the plane. HE WAS TAKING THE SAME FLIGHT AS ME. Back to the point, he was sitting only a FEW ROWS IN FRONT OF ME. Luckily, I was sitting behind him and I boarded the plane so he didn't see me :D I didn't even dare go to the toilet too. LOL.
On the plane, I watch movies and stuff, nothing much actually. The food they served was nice too though, although I thought the cheesecake was disgusting. Around 8, we boarded the tour bus and went to this Night Market. The food there was quite nice. It was drizzling too. The weather wasn't cold, you just nice a jacket and you're done. It's quite nice actually, the temperature's jsut right. Anyway, daddy kept saying "waht you want ot eat. faster tell lah, no time already!"
1. We have just started walking
2.We were right in the middle of the road, so we couldn't even see what the stores were selling 3.We were alien to that place
4.We didn't know how to read the words because they were fan ti zi
So yeah, ate some fried/sweet/oily aka UNHEALTHY food and went to the hotel. It was nice and big but we didn't stay in TaiPei though. Played Taidi with my sister and daddy, aftterwhich we went to sleep because we had to wake up early.
Ok, I shall just upload the first day events because I can't remember where we went on the second day=.=