DOES AT LEAST ONE STRAND OF HAIR DROP OUT OF YOUR SCALP?
That's the bet i made with CHLOE BATCHELOR.
I HAD AN ANT IN MY MILK.
Stupid ant in my milk. It was crawling and crawling around my cup as if it was waiting for it's time to come. Once in a while, it'd stop by and drink some of my milk. I felt utterly disgusted. Imagine! An ant crawling in your cup and drinking your milk. I tolerated the little multi-legged creature and let it go away by itself. I think it drowned in my milk in the end, maybe. Anyway, i was telling chloe about my ant-milk problem and look at this interesting convo.
chloe says: YOUR CASE OF INSANITY AND ECOISTICITY IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND.
chloe says: I RECOMMEND YOU TO GO SEE DR YONG OF THE PRIVATE CHILDREN'S CLINIC AT KK HOSPITAL.
chloe says: LIKE RIGHT NOW.
I kiss ass. says: WOAH
I kiss ass. says: YOU EVEN KNOW THE DOCTOR
I kiss ass. says: DO YOU LIKE, GO THERE FREQUENTLY
chloe says: UH HUH.
I kiss ass. says: OMG
chloe says: THAT WAS MY DOCTOR.
I kiss ass. says: NO WONDER
I kiss ass. says: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO BACK
chloe says: AND MY SISTERS' TOO
I kiss ass. says: SO THAT MR YONG WOULD BE AN "IS"
I kiss ass. says: BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEMS
I kiss ass. says: WITH YOUR INSANITY
chloe says: hey i only went there cos i had bronchitis
chloe says: and its MS YONG?!
chloe says: hello?
I kiss ass. says:
chloe says: I RECOMMEND YOU TO GO SEE DR YONG OF THE PRIVATE CHILDREN'S CLINIC AT KK HOSPITAL.
I kiss ass. says: =.=1
chloe says: yeah.
I kiss ass. says: you put dr
I kiss ass. says: get my drift
I kiss ass. says: =.=1
chloe says: hello?
I kiss ass. says: where's ashley
chloe says: at my age i'm not likely to be examined by a male doctor
chloe says: sheesh sometimes i wonder if there's really anything up there.
I kiss ass. says: puberty
chloe says: uh huh.
I kiss ass. says: up where
I kiss ass. says: tell meee
chloe says: THERE?!
chloe says: as in YOUR HEAD?!
I kiss ass. says: OH
I kiss ass. says: :D
chloe says: okay. my suspicions are now confirmed
I kiss ass. says: yeah i kne that
chloe says: you are officially an idiot.
I kiss ass. says: you said that loads of times
I kiss ass. says: the ant is digusting
I kiss ass. says: CRAWLING ALL OVER MY MILK
I kiss ass. says: NEVERMIND
I kiss ass. says: I HATEIT ANYWAY
chloe says: yeah well i need to emphasize on your idiocy?
chloe says: and just ignore the ANT.
chloe says: it's probably more scared of you than you are of it.
chloe says: sheesh
I kiss ass. says: AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT
chloe says: YEAH.
I kiss ass. says: EW
chloe says: IT CURES IDIOCY.
=.= Nice of her huh. Anyway, i shall tell you what i did today. I wasted my time as usual and decided to draw because i was so bored. I drew the cover page of "twilight" I think it ;looks distorted=.= I saw this quiz on kaizhen's blog and i decided to do it because it's so cool. It runs in alphabetical order:D
Name people you know from A - Z A – Ashley B – Bao Yi C - Chloe D - Diane (I don't even talk to her now-.-) E - Eugene F - Florence (Mommy) G - Grace Adam H - Hillary (she created the Eff society) I - NIL J – Julvian K - Kai Zhen L - Lee Chien Wen :D M - Marian N - Nisha O - Odelia P - Ping En Q - NIL R - Ronaldo(For the benefit of ashley lee) S – Si Hui T - Teo Chin Yen U - NIL V – Vanessa W - Wan Ying X – NIL Y – Yun Lu Z – NIL
1. What does A sms you about? (Ashley) About her BRILLIANT PLAN
4. How do you get to know D? (Diane)School bus in primary school but were in the same class in P3
5. How despo is E? (Eugene)Nah, just gay.
6. How much is F older/younger then you? (Florence-mommy)Much older but i can't reveal it because she'll probably kill me:(
7. Name of G's best friend? (Grace)Not exactly sure. Is it Man shin?
8. Does H knows I? (Hillary & NIL)Definitely not. -.-
9. What happens if J becomes your enemy? (Julvian)I hope it won't happen but she'll probably kill me :D
10.Under what conditions will K & L get married? (Kai Zhen and Lee Chien Wen)If they even know each other.
11. How many ppl do you know with M's initial? (Marian) MNSL. Nope, no one at all
12. Do you enjoy talking on the phone with N? (Nishal)Erm, we dont really talk on the phone? And she last called me about the outing i think.
13. Do you think O knows P? (Odelia and Ping En)Of course. They have been in the same class for one year
14. How geeky is Q? (NIL)
15. Is R very popular? (Ronaldo) YES=.=
16. What happens if S likes you? (Si Hui)Well, she already lvoes me. everybody does:D
17. Is T a very random person? (Teo Chin Yen)No idea. Haven't been talkng to her for a long time now
18. How are U and V related? (NIL and Vanessa)She can write a big NIL on some forms:D
19. Do you take W as anything else other than a friend? (Wan Ying)Yep. Ah Gaik. LOL.
20. When is the last time you met up with X? (NIL)
21. Are Y & Z enemies? (Yun Lu and NIL)
22. Of everyone from A - Z, who do you love the most? well, technically, i'm pretty much ok with everyone i guess:d
23. Will you betray any of them? I don't think so.
24. Have you confessed to anyone from A - Z? YES. I admited to my mom that i didnt do my homework or learn my chengyu:(
Self-created Questions:
1. What will A do if she sees R jump off a building? (Ashley and Ronaldo) A will shout "NOOOOOOO! You jump, I jump!" and then jump after R :D
2. Does C like anybody? Definitely. in fact she loves someone. Yours truly.
3. If B and K is drowning, who will T save first? No idea. Probably B because she doesn't know K.
4. If M says she likes N, will N reject M? Definitely. Although Marian may not seem striaght, Nisha definitely is.
5. Who (E and G) is more likely to stick two pencils up their nose? (Eugene and Grace) Grace is one of the smartest person i know so definitely not. There's a very high chance for E to do that though. So i'll go with E.
Ok, i'm tired of thinking of new questions so yeah. bye bye:D
OMG THERE'S AN ANT CRAWLING ON MY SCREEN.
i bet it's the same ant from my milk. It either survived or went through reincarnation after drowning. Die ant die!
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